Riding in the Car...
1. Do not fear the vehicle. The car is good thing. A car ride almost always means we're going somewhere fun. The chances that they are taking us back to the shelter are practically nil. Despite what they tell us every night.
2. All fluids that are inside your body at the beginning of the car ride should remain inside your body until the ride has been concluded. Solids too, for that matter.
3. If you absolutely MUST drool, the back of the Mommy's head makes an acceptable (and actually quite absorbent) drool towel.
4. Learn to get in the vehicle by yourself. If you weigh more than 15 pounds and stand higher than a foot off the ground, having to be forcibly hoisted in is just sad.
5. Stay on your side of the backseat. If you step on me, I will cut you.
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