1. If you brush me long enough, I will fall asleep. I like being brushed. You like brushing me. Everybody wins.
2. Occasionally, I enjoy a light snack of Kleenex from the garbage can.
3. I have no objection to your putting your entire hand into my mouth. This could change going forward as I discover the correlation between your hand in my mouth and the removal of Kleenex from the same.
4. I like to drink water. Sometimes I also find it pleasurable to blatantly and unashamedly take my paw and tip over the water bowl, creating a small lake on the kitchen floor. It’s pretty.
5. It pleases me to rest my behind upon your bedside table. It’s the right height. It’s conveniently located. I don’t see a problem here.
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